a depressed blonde guy who makes friends with hummus vendors
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Year: <span>2019</span>

Year: 2019

I Was Gonna Review the Burger at Melrose Umbrella Co. but the Bartender Was Nice to Me and I Got Nervous That She Was Making a Move

Okay, hear me out. I was going to review the burger at Melrose Umbrella Co., and in fact it was my sole intention when I walked through the doors, but instead I got drunk and very self-conscious that the bartender …

30.

For a few years now, I’ve been keeping little tidbits in a saved folder so that I could try and write a good recap of spending ten years in Los Angeles. I have a little more than a year to …